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egberts:

ilistentogirlinred:

egberts:

egberts:

egberts:

warhammer-of-cillyhoo:

egberts:

egberts:

my mom finally bought a toaster

why did this get notes

we’re happy for you

its just a toaster

it’s been three years since i made this post. stop congratulating me on the toaster! stop asking me how the new toaster is doing!! i don’t know!! i haven’t lived with my mom in almost a year! i haven’t seen that toaster in months!! she might even have a new new toaster now!!! who knows!? not me!

@egberts how’s the toaster?

well the 10 year update to this saga is that I don’t talk to my mom and I have my own toaster 👍 don’t let your dreams be dreams

chicago-poet:

pvpenabled:

pitbolshevik:

chihuahua apologism forever and ever until the end of time amen

i’ll always repeat that a chihuahuas temperament is a reflection of whether is being treated appropriately or not. They are fragile animals and are VERY aware of this. Aggression is the expected response when they’re being routinely mishandled (rough play from young children or larger animals, being stepped on, outright abuse). Anyways. Angelic chihuahua dump to soothe your soul

@surprisedentistry

theshitpostcalligrapher:

nomadfae-deactivated20210306:

peace was never an option

oof been a while since i did one of these but

(Source: 6madfae)

mias-back-from-the-dead:

katy-l-wood:

Have you REALLY lost your scissors if you aren’t walking around making scissor motions with your fingers in an attempt to lure them back out?

spellcasting with somatic compenents

mcki:

Zuko: I must capture the avatar!

Uncle Iroh:

darkandstormyslash:

insomniac-arrest:

it’s interesting because the sexlessness in a franchise like lotr feels a lot different than the sexlessness in the mcu, the mcu feels sterile and weirdly plastic since everyone is hot but no one is actually attracted to each other, but lotr feels like … normal. There’s no sense something is missing.

is it because lotr still has tenderness as a form of prominent intimacy?? hmm

It’s because LOTR still feels organic, still feels human. We see the skin and bones and fat and dirt of their bodies. We see the little moments that make them human. MCU is so high concept. Barbie doll bodies obsessing over Right and Wrong. It feels very unnatural and unrelatable.

neotrances:

neotrances:

christianity is the single most evil thing in the world im not joking

white christians have done unrepairable damage to the entire world, like all throughout history it has been yall

popdude731:

fieldbears:

transjon:

transjon:

it is SO FUNNY when you’re watching a show with horses in it and within the plot of the show the horses are “”””upset””” but the way they communicate this is by placing a nervous nickering sound bite over what is clearly a calm horse placidly performing a practiced trick

like clearly this is the correct and humane way to pretend a horse is upset and unhappy but it’s soooo funny like this guys ears aren’t even pinned back!!! he’s just vibing!!! dude did the least amount of rearing to get his apple treats and he can see his handler right behind the camera already reaching into the treat bag!! he’s getting a good grade in being a good little boy and his mommy is going to be so proud

See also: every “scummy sewer rat” used as set dressing in modern tv and film is a healthy, chubby lil boi with a nice shiny coat bc he lives a blessed little rat life full of fruits and nuts and tummy scritches

I didn’t know this about horses, but I love them??

Also, simular vein, but not exactly:

In the 2003 Texas Chainsaw remake, there’s a possum, that apparently the crew had a hard time using for his intended effect, because every time they opened his locker door he’d just sit there lookin like a cutie pie

sartanism:

Daydreaming about him

blucolorpencil:

Ideas for this 4th of July:

Consider making a donation to the National Indian Child Welfare Association in light of the Supreme Court challenge to the Indian Child Welfare Act.

Buy something from the IOWAY Bee Farm, owned by the Iowa Tribe of Kansas and Nebraska. They offer products such as raw honey, lip balms, beeswax candles, and more. My favorite product is their creamed honey that comes in multiple flavors. This year I bought one that’s blueberry flavored. It’s good stuff! Here’s their Instagram too.

Stay safe and watch out for your pets tonight!

ti-bae-rius:

ti-bae-rius:

beggars-opera:

toastpotent:

tilthat:

TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

via reddit.com

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

US moron came to town

Hunting for some coochie

Wrote a G up on his belt

And this bitch called it Gucci

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America